The Rude and Ridiculous Royals of Classroom 13 by Honest Lee

Author:Honest Lee
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
Published: 2018-11-05T16:00:00+00:00

CHAPTER 15

Liam

When it came to pulling pranks, and farting, and causing all sorts of chaos in Classroom 13, Liam was a legend. He took pride in breaking rules and treated trouble like an art form. His schemes were his paintbrush, and the world was his canvas. (It was just one of the reasons he traded his pet llama for Chloe’s pet crocodile. Crocodiles were far more troublemaking than llamas.)

After watching his fellow classmates make a bunch of laws, Liam decided to break a bunch of laws.

Liam took to the castle balcony and looked out over his citizens. “I am your king, and I’m here with a new rule: There are no rules—not for me, I mean. I’m gonna break every law in this kingdom, and there’s nothing anyone can do to stop me!”

Cameras flashed. Reporters yelled out questions. But King Liam refused to answer anything. Instead, he unleashed his pet crocodile on all the newspeople. “Snack time, buddy!”

CHOMP! CHOMP!

(Don’t worry. The reporters all escaped with their lives—though, sadly, not with all of their toes.)

“Time to break my first law: public decency!” King Liam stripped off his clothes and ran through the town totally naked. He had no shame, waving to people as he passed (and flashed) them. As citizens gasped and covered their eyes in shock, Liam just laughed and wiggled his bottom.

One reporter caught it on camera, and they showed it on the news. Liam’s old British grandmum clutched her pearls. “Why, I’ve never seen such rude behavior! And to think we’re related!”

“Time for my next law breaking!” Liam said, farting his way toward the public pool. He walked right past a sign that read:

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